Love That Conquers

“She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.”

― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (via aberzombie-and-witch)
(via andnowisay)

ohh-laurenconrad:

Brody: What are you gonna do?

Lauren: Nothing. I’ll stay home and watch a movie.

Brody: How about watching a movie with you? What movie is it?

Lauren: Does it really matter?

(via bicoastal-couture)

(Source: skyofdiamondsjustforyou, via jennuh)

(Source: bamfscott, via andnowisay)

(Source: mintedmarch, via andnowisay)

“Have you ever drunk moonshine, the whiskey that crawls from a woman’s eye when she says the word love for the 6th like it was the first / It was the first time she ever said it to you. And she was drunk. And it was the first time she said it without promise.”

Alysia Harris

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

You always take the sweetest rose and crush it till the petals fall